25 Reasons Elijah From "Girls" Is The Best Friend You Could Ever Hope For

    "It was nice to see you. Your dad is gay."

    1. He will be your big spoon.

    2. But he won't make it weird.

    3. He's generous.

    4. He will never steal your spotlight.

    5. He never gets flustered.

    6. And he asks the important questions.

    7. All the important questions.

    8. He knows how to take a compliment.

    9. And always has a compliment for you in return.

    10. Kind of.

    11. Sort of.

    12. He will make sure you always have an amazing night out.

    13. And that you stay safe the entire time.

    14. He knows what he wants.

    15. And owns who he is.

    16. Even when he doesn't want to.

    17. He makes the most out of any situation.

    18. And he'll make sure you do too.

    19. He wants the best for you.

    20. And will always turn the negative into a positive.

    21. He lives by the words of great women who've gone before him.

    22. And learns from their mistakes as well.

    23. He knows how to diffuse volatile situations.

    24. And how to make a memorable exit.

    25. Like, a really memorable exit.

    In summary:

    Girls Season 4 premieres Jan. 11 at 9 p.m. on HBO.