Have you ever dreamt of dressing like Jon Snow but couldn’t find the right garbage bag to cut holes in? Well, look no further because HBO has officially released the first images from their Game of Thrones costume collection.
“Perfect for fans, LARPers, and reenactors,” reads the press release, touting a trio of character-based designs for fan favorite characters Jon Snow, Ned Stark, and Robb Stark. (B.Y.O. Blood is implied.)
The outfits are perfect for:
3. A First Date
“Jon Snow’s Peascod” lets any potential suitor know you’ve decided to swear off sex and live with a dozen men.
4. A Job Interview
You may not be able to wear a tie with “Ned Stark’s Peascod,” but it tells any prospective boss that you mean business.
5. A Night Out
The swingy cut of these “Gambesons” (Jon Snow’s on the left, Ned Stark’s on the right) means all of your sweet, sweet dance moves will be accented by a twirl of blended cotton. Oh, but don’t forget, they’re dry clean only!
6. And if you’re feeling especially fancy, top off any look with a Cape of the North.
Nothing says “approachable” like this faux fur cape.
Like winter, many more designs are coming to the Game of Thrones collection (including women’s clothes), which costs anywhere between $70 and $295. In other words: