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There's nothing worse than being deceived by a pizza.

Can You Pick The Right Slice Of Pizza?

\*fireworks expolde in the background\* You've done it, you've achieved what most people fail to ever achieve: You've located the perfect slice. Future poets will write of this triumph, school children the world over will grow up knowing your name, and your image will be immortalised in city centre statues. Bow down to the founder of the perfect slice.

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At first, this seems like the perfect pizza choice – I mean just look at all those toppings. But as the taste settles in your mouth, something feels horribly wrong. The flavours combine to create a horrific taste explosion that leaves your tastebuds feeling overwhelmed and exhausted. No thanks.

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Woah, hold on there. See that green ingredient lying innocently on top of the slice? You probably thought it was nothing more than innocent decoration, but nope, say hello to your old friend coriander. "Hey, you know what this food needs? One dominant, overpowering herb to crash the party and totally hijack the taste." – every piece of coriander, ever.

You take your first bite and allow the taste to settle in your mouth. Holy shit, this is amazing. "Yes, I've done it! I've found the perfect pizza," you think to yourself. You allow yourself another four slices to celebrate. All is good in the world… until the next day. FOOD POISONING. The beef was undercooked.

You know sometimes when you get a pizza where the base sauce is too tomatoey and overpowers everything else going on? Well this is the living embodiment of that pizza nightmare. In fact, this one is so bad that it leaves you tasting tomato for the rest of the day. Like a horror villain, just when you think you've outrun the taste, it pops backup again. You regret the day you ever encountered this nightmarish pizza slice.

Legend states that upon his fall from heaven, Lucifer stopped off on earth before arriving at Hell. During his brief time on our planet, he went to work making a pizza so hideous that even to this day The Vatican denies its very existence. This is that pizza.

You're hungry, and thankfully this pizza has arrived in front of you at the perfect time. You reach for the heavenly slice, but something feels wrong. Your hand goes straight through the slice. You close your eyes in disbelief and reopen them to find that the pizza has vanished. It was a cruel mirage.

Not all cheeses get along, and this pizza is proof of that. The four cheeses that make up this slice are locked in a vicious land war against each other, each vying for space on this overcrowded slice. There are no victors in this devastating war, only losers.

Look at that perfect, fluffy, doughy crust! This is going to taste so goddamn good. WRONG. You get to the crust of this otherwise perfect pizza, take the long awaited bite, and it's mostly just air. A hollow crusted abomination that fooled you into loving it. The pizza deceived you. You trusted the pizza and it did this to you?!

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