1. Her hair.
That's because it's full of secrets that she's trying to expunge.
2. But she's also kind enough to reveal beauty secrets.
3. She wears gloves because why would she touch your filth?
4. Her eyewear game cannot be matched.
5. Neither can her flower-arranging game.
6. She has self-respect even in the darkest of situations.
7. She always knows what's up (even when she's just risen from the dead).
8. And she can bring a little humor into even the most grim situations.
9. Her vocabulary far surpasses that of anyone else at Miss Robichaux's.
10. Her metaphors are also works of art.
11. As are her similes.
12. And she has a way with alliteration.
13. Despite her prowess when it comes to prose, she can also be crass for honesty's sake.
14. She promotes open-mindedness.
15. She's encouraging and innovative.
16. But, when necessary, she calls bitches out on their shit. Whether passive-aggressively...
Bluntly...
Or brutally.
17. She knows what it's like to be far from a Supreme.
18. But also what it takes to be one.
19. She's self-sacrificing.
20. And she makes good on her promises.
While exacting some well-deserved revenge in the process.
21. She recognizes her faults.
22. Because, when it comes to fashion, no one is more knowledgable than Myrtle Snow.
23. She's consistent.
24. She can mix the high-end with the low.
(Well, most of the time.)
25. She's even willing to sacrifice love for the sake of a style revolution.
26. And yet, she still knows how to appreciate dessert.
27. Her insults are on a whole other level.
28. And her savage honesty is much needed.
29. But she offers comfort to all in times of need, even her enemies.
30. She's got some cool-ass instrumental skills.
Of course, she has a theremin, which seemingly only plays Halloween music.
31. She knows the importance of ripping off the Band-Aid.
32. And she'll slap some sense into you.
