1. Spending the extra three bucks to get an HD movie.
Because even if your TV isn’t 85 inches wide, you’ll still notice the difference. And who doesn’t want to see their favorite stars’ chin hairs?
3. Overnight shipping.
Sometimes you just NEED to get all seven seasons of Buffy that night.
5. Socks that make a statement.
Socks that don’t have sharks eating your legs off are so last year.
6. Underwear that makes a statement.
Even if we all know no one else is ever gonna see it. Sorry.
8. “Accidentally” Snapchatting your ex photos of you getting close with someone even better looking.
9. Taking all the space you need on the subway.
Everyone else knows you had a hard day, right?
10. Overindulging in some carbs every once in a while.
11. Taking a few extra minutes to get ready in the morning.
Because you know what? You’re going to look GOOD today.