1. So it’s been a fun night of sippin’ on cocktails and getting into trouble!
Memories were made, Instagrams were taken, and flirty gazes were exchanged.
2. But before you know it, time has kinda… gotten away from you.
Work tomorrow, shmerk tomorrow! Another round!
3. Sure, maybe you’re not as, uh, steady on your feet as you were when you came in.
4. But there’s still plenty of time left to enjoy the nightlife, right?
6. So you work your way to the crowded bar for one last drink.
‘Scuse me, pardon me.
7. Trying to avoid eye contact with the… less savory barflies along the way.
Hey baby. How ‘bout we blow this joint, eat a lot of nuts and berries, and hibernate for the winter?
9. And throw a wink or two at a couple of cuties along the way.
10. Maybe there’s time for one last spin on the dance floor.
Okay I know the bar closes in five minutes but THIS IS LITERALLY MY SONG.
12. The bartender’s getting impatient…
FINE LET ME FINISH MY DRINK JEEZ.
13. …your tummy’s rumbling…
Countdown to eating roughly a million cheeseburgers is imminent.
16. Then step outside to enjoy the sunrise.
Ahhh, fresh air! I forgot about you!
17. And thus, the night draws to a close.
Unless you end up going to another bar.