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The 17 Things That Always Happen At Last Call

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1. So it's been a fun night of sippin' on cocktails and getting into trouble!

2. But before you know it, time has kinda... gotten away from you.

3. Sure, maybe you're not as, uh, steady on your feet as you were when you came in.

4. But there's still plenty of time left to enjoy the nightlife, right?

5. Wrong:

6. So you work your way to the crowded bar for one last drink.

7. Trying to avoid eye contact with the... less savory barflies along the way.

8. You order one last brew from the bartender.

9. And throw a wink or two at a couple of cuties along the way.

10. Maybe there's time for one last spin on the dance floor.

11. But the clock's ticking!

12. The bartender's getting impatient...

13. ...your tummy's rumbling...

14. ...and you may be fading fast.

15. So finish up those drinks.

16. Then step outside to enjoy the sunrise.

17. And thus, the night draws to a close.