12 Ridiculous Holiday Gifts You Probably Don't Want

Of course, odds are you'll probably end up with at least one of these gems. And if you do, don't worry. Simply post them on Jack Daniel's website and maybe win yourself an amazing holiday sled.

1. Ostrich Pillow:

Via amazon.com

You may attract stares, but you won't be able to see them.

2. Movie Maze Game:

Via improvementscatalog.com

After navigating someone's intense wrapping job, there's nothing better than navigating another challenge.

3. Deer Rear Bottle Opener:

Via amazon.com

Cheers, deers!

4. Roswell Soil Sample:

Via amazon.com

Dirt! From a place! How perfect!

5. Muffin Tops Baking Cups:

Via amazon.com

For the only part of the muffin that matters.

6. Electric Skates:

hammacher.com

All the benefits of skates without any of the effort.

7. Call Me Gloves:

hammacher.com

Look like a mime taking a phone call while taking an actual call.

8. Tear-Free Onion Glasses:

Via hammacher.com

The thing you didn't realize anyone ever needed.

9. Laughing Asparagus Stone Sculpture:

Via improvementscatalog.com

For when someone knows your affinity for anthropomorphized vegetables.

10. Drinking Horn:

dashorn.com

No one ever said drinking like a viking was going to be practical.

11. Doll Head Votives:

Via etsy.com

"Awwww, thanks for the nightmares!"

12. Flying Fairy in a Jar:

thinkgeek.com

Perfect for keeping something beautiful trapped and flailing by your side.

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