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12 Gifts You're Glad Won't Fit Into A Stocking

Not all big surprises are good surprises. But if you receive one of these gems, have no fear! Just post them on the Jack Daniel’s website and maybe win yourself an amazing holiday sled.

by Jack Daniel's

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12 Gifts You're Glad Won't Fit Into A Stocking

1. A 12-pound bag of fiber:

2. 32 ounces of wolf urine:

3. Anything inside a Japanese Puzzle Box:

4. A 12-pound bag of bones:

5. An inflatable tube man:

6. Portable potty:

7. A life-sized standup poster of a cow:

8. A Badonkadonk Land Cruiser:

9. A Mobile Blastmaster:

10. 32-book Encyclopedia Britannica set:

11. Buying someone fake Twitter followers:

12. A huge hunk of anthracite coal:

If you've gotten something this big and bad, it could win you a Jack Daniel’s holiday sled:

12 Gifts You're Glad Won't Fit Into A Stocking

1. A 12-pound bag of fiber:

2. 32 ounces of wolf urine:

3. Anything inside a Japanese Puzzle Box:

4. A 12-pound bag of bones:

5. An inflatable tube man:

6. Portable potty:

7. A life-sized standup poster of a cow:

8. A Badonkadonk Land Cruiser:

9. A Mobile Blastmaster:

10. 32-book Encyclopedia Britannica set:

11. Buying someone fake Twitter followers:

12. A huge hunk of anthracite coal:

If you've gotten something this big and bad, it could win you a Jack Daniel’s holiday sled:

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