Come on, just look at these little fuckers. You just know they're up to something.
Mmmhmmm, look at this marinade waiting to be poured all over succulent breasts... of chicken.
Ohh yeaaahhh... Get your hands in there. Use all those fingers.
Bet you can almost smell the sweet, sweet juices of garlic and onion over hot oil.
God, just look at these pork cutlets sitting on top of the garlic.
Sige pa, pour it. POUR DAT SHIT ON ME.
Look at these little bay leaves tryna be modest. They know they got that extra spice covered for you.
Look at it being naughty and coy. What a tease, D'yos ko!
Now look at it thirsty for that drop of white vinegar.
Oh, it's feeling so HOT right now it's making you sweat.
Look at these bits of garlic eager to be on top. They know what to do.
Ohhhhh, look at how that sauce slowly glides along that leg.
Look at it, so happy drenched in its own juices. LOOK. AT. IT.
Oh yes. Yes. Yes. YEESSSSSSSSSS.
Now look at this chicken leg waiting for you to grab it. GRAB IT. GRAB THAT LEG GOD DAMN IT.
How about some hot, steaming rice to go with that tender meat? Ohhh yeaahh you like that, don't you?
