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Can You Get Through This Post Without Being Sexually Attracted To Halo-Halo?

Sweetly NSFW.* *Not actually, but still sinful, maybe.

Psst. You know what would taste so good right now?

Oh, yessss. You know you want to bury your face deep in a glass of this sweet, cold, creamy delight.

Look at how these ice shavings carelessly stuff themselves into a cup of complex ingredients. Look at them. LOOK AT THEM FALL.

Its tall, milky stature begs for a touch from your tongue. Won't you give it a chance. Oh, won't you?

D'yos ko... Look at this plump and juicy confetti of sweetened fruits and jellies.

They just wanna be on top...

...or at the bottom. It doesn't matter. Basta, YOU take control. ;)

Look at these naughty little beans patiently but very eagerly waiting for their turn to be scooped out.

Boy, are they gorgeous or what?

DAT SYRUP THO.

*HEAVY BREATHING*

Look at these bananas swimming in a thick, sweet syrup. LORD, 'DI KO NA KAYA.

These white, pure macapuno shavings... Mmhmmm...

Now watch this purple yam get spooned how it deserves to be spooned.

Oh yesss bathe that bad boy with milk. SIGE PA. SIGE. PA.

Now look at this leche flan, wantonly glistening with desire.

Look at the perfectly imperfect fucker with all its holes and shit.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS.

You make me happy, halo-halo.

SO. FUCKING. HAPPY.