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At first, you can't see it...
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But you know it's coming.
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You can feel it...lurking underneath the surface.
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And when it arrives, it is a monster.
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But you know what you have to do...
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Kill it with fire!!!!!!!!
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So you start rubbing...
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And pretty much ripping your face off.
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Which, of course, only makes it stronger.
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So you try to hide it with makeup.
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Same goes for trying to disguise it with distracting clothing.
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Desperate, you turn to the internet in search of home remedies.
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And some far too troubling to even name.
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But no matter what you try, it's still there.
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So, realizing you have no other choice...
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You walk out into the world.
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Ready to face the judgmental stares of strangers and friends alike.
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But no one cringes and screams.
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And no one runs away.
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Because really? It's just a zit.
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And even if you do finally get that motherfucker to pop...
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Or it stays on your face forever...
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Because zit or no zit(s), you're always gonna be you. And you?
