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Dating makes us all go a little mad sometimes... haven't you?

Which Hitchcock Film Describes Your Sex Life?

You're a bit reserved when it comes to sex, because you're constantly thinking about what your mother would think. Will this person be marriage material? Can I bring them home to meet the family? Will my mother murder them if I masturbate while watching them through a peephole?

Psycho

You have a lot of fears and hang-ups that can sometimes be a detriment in bed. Plus, you're constantly thinking about things from your past. Senses, sights, and smells. When you finally confront the fact that your old life isn't all you've built it up to be, you will reach ecstasy.

Vertigo

You're a bit of a voyeur. You're an avid porn watcher, you love to watch other people get it on, and you're a bit of a public provocateur as well. Anything that has a thrill, you're into it. The fear of getting caught gets you off the most.

Rear Window

You're constantly striking out in love, going from one mishap to the other. You need to be honest with yourself about who you really are before anyone can know the real you in the bedroom. It's always going to be a case of mistaken identity when you present who think people want to have sex with rather than focusing on what makes you comfortable and turns you on.

North by Northwest

You're an animal in bed. When you're attracted to someone, you go at it with gusto — kissing, biting, scratching, and flying at their body in every direction. In fact, the more people involved in your sexual romps, the better.

The Birds

You're used to getting what you want in bed, but you need to start paying attention to what your partner wants. Try pleasing yourself last or not at all, because you're constantly focused on your own pleasure, the results can be disastrous. A third party won't help. While open relationships are good for you, that power you're craving won't be found in dominating yet another person, it's within.

Strangers on a Train

You're far too pleasing in bed. You're not used to getting what you want, because you're oblivious to the pleasures of your own body. Get to know yourself in the morning, afternoon, night, and frankly, during your lunch breaks, so you know what it is you want in life. Try pleasing yourself first and not anyone else.

Dial M for Murder

So you've had mind-blowing sex in the past and your current love life isn't up to par. You need to confront the fact that sex is always going to be different and explore new things in the bedroom, rather than getting off to the ghosts of your past. Ectoplasm won't make you orgasm, my friend.

Rebecca

You've got a bit of a twisted mind when it comes to sex, but the thing that's most dangerous is that your one true love is someone you can never conquer. Be it a friend or an unrequited love, you're cloistered in the thrill of the maybe, constantly hoping that you can turn an emotional connection into a sexual one. You need to get out of your mind and stop trying to force things to happen. You may be smart, but you're not smarter than your sex drive.

Rope

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