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How Do You Masturbate Based On Your Zodiac Sign?

As an Aries, you’re moody and impatient. Ninety-nine percent of the time you're masturbating quietly in the bed beside your heavy sleeper partner, or you sneak off to the bathroom.

The Sneak Masturbator

As an Aquarius, you’re a waterbearer, so you prefer to masturbate in the shower. Nothing like warm water splashing onto you to get your blood pumping and your fingers walking.

The Shower Masturbator

Your sensitivity as a Pisces means you prefer a coquettish masturbation session. You light candles, put on some mood music, and make sure you're really treating yourself.

The Romantic Masturbator

Your stubborn Taurus personality will lead you to masturbate RIGHT before you go to bed. Even if it's 3 a.m. and you're wiped, you'll be getting that jizz flowing.

The Before Bed Masturbator

As a Gemini, you find two sets of hands even better. Your preferred type of masturbation is mutual masturbation between you and a lover.

The Mutual Masturbator

You rarely masturbate, but when you do, it's finishing yourself off while having sex with a partner. You really get going while eating them out, sucking their dick, rimming them, or whatever, and you finish yourself off in the process. Then you get tired and drift off.

The Selfish Masturbator

Your fiery and bold Leo personality gives you the strength to masturbate WITHOUT lube. Things sometimes get rough and painful, but you wouldn't have it any other way.

The Dry Masturbator

As a Virgo, you’re fussy and detail-oriented, so you have freshly lined cum towels sitting beside your bed to catch every drop of fluid you emit from your body. You want to be comfortable in bed, but you're not gonna wash your sheets every night.

The Finnicky Masturbator

You’re peaceful as a Libra, so you don't even need to masturbate. WEIRD.

The Non-Masturbator

Your curious Scorpio behavior means you have files on files of porn on your computer for all your masturbatory needs.

The Avid Porn Masturbator

You don't like it dry and you don't like getting lube everywhere either, so you love to spit and sop up your hand before going downtown.

The Spit Masturbator

Your responsibility and loyalty as a Capricorn means that you only pleasure yourself when you're single and crying into a pint of cookie dough ice cream.

The Only When You're Single Masturbator

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How Do You Masturbate Based On Your Zodiac Sign?

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