1.
When you swipe right, but you never know what creep lurks behind that Tinder.
2.
When a guy won't take a hint.
3.
Meeting your boyfriend's family during the holidays.
4.
When you stalk his Instagram and his photos are NOTHING like his dating profile picture.
6.
The fear that you're going to die single and alone with your cat.
No really, who are you calling a cat lady?!
7.
When your sister reads your diary.
But she's all, "Girl, I don't even know what you're talking about why would I read your diary?"
8.
When you stumble upon your parents... um... getting to know each other... in their bedroom.
9.
When you get a shitty Christmas present.
10.
When your parents post on your Facebook page.
11.
When you don't have time to put on make-up.
12.
When you don't understand these people who ENJOY jogging.
13.
When you're not beach body ready...
14.
...and you'd RATHER DIE than let anyone see you in a swimsuit.
15.
When your drunk friends decide to sing "Total Eclipse of the Heart" at karaoke.
16.
When everyone's late for your party.
17.
When bitches are throwing shade.
18.
When you apply for an apartment and have to pay first month's rent, deposit, hand over your W2s and a blood sample.
19.
When you shouldn't have spent your paycheck on those Dolce and Gabbana sunglasses but they look so fucking cute...
20.
...and then Sallie Mae comes calling.
