1.
A simple sweater and knee-length skirt will make a good impression in any new situation.
2.
It is not a faux pas to wear sunglasses at night.
3.
But it is a faux pas to dress matchy-matchy with holidays.
4.
Stay away from bright, pastel-colored denim jackets. They won't win you any fans.
5.
Every body is a beach body! Even a dead one.
6.
Test your lipstick out by scrawling it menacingly on a mirror.
7.
Test out your new style on a drawing of your significant other, your real one won't care.
8.
Don't let anyone shame you from showing off a little leg in a deserted park in the middle of the night.
9.
Never sleep in the nude, unless you want to put on a show for visiting ghosts.
10.
The perfect sleepwear is a men's collared shirt.
11.
Blossom, but make it fashion.
12.
A little blood goes a long way to show spirit during sporting events.
13.
Capes should only be worn when fleeing through a cemetery.
14.
Embrace wearing the same thing as your friends to accentuate your #squad.
15.
Tia and/or Tamera should be your ultimate fashion goals.
16.
When moonbathing, wearing white will attract the most desirable vampire bats.
17.
It's not worth spending your entire paycheck on a fashion. Shop thrift stores!
18.
But always splurge on an expensive swimming suit, because YOLO.
