1. This tricky toaster that obviously hasn’t been properly cat-proofed.
2. This volleyball that was THERE FOR A REASON, YA DUMB PUG.
4. This very grumpy kitty cat who’s had plenty of pets today, thankyouverymuch.
5. This glass windowpane that’s keeping you from that delicious milkshake for own good, we promise.
6. This owl that didn’t see you wash your hands before you walked out of that mall bathroom.
7. This cat box. Because it’s not a people box. Don’t be rude.
8. This high-end recliner that’s making a pretty solid argument for just going to Ikea already.
9. This average beanbag that actually contains the secrets of nuclear energy.
11. This monkey’s bananas, because he is NOT having that right now.
12. The ground. But only if you were planning on hitting it with a freakin’ SLEDGEHAMMER.
13. This pooch who really doesn’t feel like snuggling right now and in fact has much better things to do.
14. And this hazelnut, Gizmo.
DON’T TOUCH IT, Gizmo.
Dang it, Gizmo.