14 Classic Movies That Would Have Been Better If Cats Had Auditioned

DeNiro. Streep. Nicholson. Cube. What do these actors have in common? They aren’t cats, and therefore ruin every movie they’re in. But we’ve fixed that. So check out these silver screen felines, try to learn a thing or two, then submit an audition of your own to The Beauty Inside, the new Social Film by Intel & Toshiba featuring the Ultrabook™. Inspired by Intel®.

1. Lord Of The Rings

“Frodo! Frodo, throw the ring into the lava! Frodo! Frodo, where are you? Frodo? Frodo oh my FRODO DID YOU THROW UP IN MY LOUBOUTINS”

2. Crazy Stupid Love

Mr. Carell is OK, but the real charm of this movie is the supporting cast.

3. American Pie

“We’ll just tell your mother that…the cat ate it all.”

4. Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows

“HEY HARRY POTTER. HEY. HEY HARRY LOOK AT ME. COME OVER HERE AND LOOK AT ME, I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU. I HAVE A SURPRISE THAT I THINK YOU’RE GOING TO LOVE, HARRY. HEY HARRY POTTER IT’S ME YOUR OLD PAL LORD VOLDEMORT AND I LEARNED A NEW SPELL. LOL”

5. Cast Away

Meowlson! Meowllllsonnnn!!

6. Brokeback Mountain

“Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! Real good life! Had us a place of our own. But you didn’t want it, Ennis! So what we got now is a whole mountain range of cat faces staring at us! It’s really messed up but it’s also random as heck and funny. Anyway I wish I knew how to quit you. I’m gonna get back to ranching, talk to you later.”

7. The Usual Suspects

Who is Keyser Söze? It’s actually a cat? Huh. Well, case closed.

8. Titanic

No, Rose! There’s totally enough room on the driftwood to save the cat! Just move over like half a foot!

9. There Will Be Blood

“My name is Daniel Plainview. I have many wells, flowing at many thousands of barrels of oil a day. And ladies and gentlemen, if I say I’m a kitty cat, you will agree.”

10. The Little Mermaid

“I wanna be, where the kitties are…”

11. Koyaanisqatsi

The cat pun here was just too easy, but we’re not sure anything would have made this art film easier to watch. Me-ouch!

12. The Adventures of Milo and Otis

Which one is Milo and which one is Otis? No one knows, they don’t answer when you call anyway.

13. My Dinner With Andre

If Martha Stewart can have dinner with her Chow-Chow at The Plaza, then Wally Shawn should certainly be able to discuss existentialism with his cat over dinner. Also the cat could wear a cute little bib.

14. The Avengers

Why are just Hulk and Iron Man cats, you ask? Because Hulk and Iron Man are all you really need, anyway.

Even if you’re not a cat, you can star alongside Topher Grace and Mary-Elizabeth Winstead if you submit an audition of your own to The Beauty Inside, the new Social Film by Intel & Toshiba featuring the Ultrabook™. Inspired by Intel®.

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