1. A present so nice you get it twice thanks to a “Buy One, Get One Free” offer.
2. Krav Maga lessons (so your friend can become your bodyguard).
3. A pair of shoes that are conveniently your size.
4. A couples massage.
You’ve both been so stressed out lately.
5. A video game you think they might already have.
They’re not going to need doubles, right?
6. Buy your significant other cooking lessons.
7. A puppy.
They feed it, walk it, clean up after it… and you get to come over AND PLAY WITH IT!
8. A subscription to Netflix where you set the login info.
9. Tickets to anything with a set timeframe so you can get some guaranteed alone time with your partner.
10. A Zipcar subscription… for that friend who doesn’t drink.
PERMANENT DESIGNATED DRIVER.