1. You don’t understand people who say “I dont really care who wins.”
2. You comment “FIRST!!!!11!!!!!!” on every social media post you encounter.
5. You’ve definitely said “IN YOUR FACE” at least once in your life.
6. Your trophy cabinet is the main feature in your home.
7. Your friends bow out before the competition’s even begun, because they know what’s coming.
9. …and even when somebody brings it up months later, you’re like:
10. You make sure to one-up every single email your co-workers send with even funnier replies.
11. You often win competitions that nobody even knew they were part of.
12. You will trash talk children during a pick-up basketball game.
13. Even your tattoo asserts your domination:
14. And you’ve ended more than one relationship over a game of Monopoly.
Watch the competition heat up on Ink Master: Rivals.
Premiering Tuesday, September 2nd at 10/9c on Spike.