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12 Reasons To Consider A Robot For Your Next Life Partner

Who needs humans, anyway?

1. Robots can be programmed to love you for a very long time.

2. They're always in a good mood. Overly emotional does not compute.

3. No bad mood = No talking back.

4. They can take the edge off after a long day.

5. Got a thing for artists? Musicians? Dancers? You're in luck, they can do all that stuff!

6. Need some milk from the shop? They'll be there and back before you know it.

7. If you ask, they'll party with you all night and never get tired!

8. They'll do whatever you ask them to.

9. If they happen to be a Transformer, they can double as transportation!

10. Plus they're great with animals and will get along perfectly with your pets.

11. So before you write these guys off, remember how romantic they are...

12. Because, well, you programmed them that way!