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11 Reasons You Belong At The Head Of The Table

Settle in, sire — you've earned it. The table doesn't always have to be round, but holiday time means it's time to gather 'round it — especially when IHOP is cooking up delicious new traditions for the whole family.

1. Your eating methods are legendary in your family.

2. You've mastered the art of holiday grocery shopping and transportation.

3. Your dance moves are well-known as the family's most impressive.

4. No one at the table can hold a candle to your ability to get around in style...

5. ...and they're also unable to debate that you're a fair and just ruler over your house.

6. You always dominate family competition.

7. You've clocked tons of hours fixing up the house because your skills with tools are above and beyond.

8. You inspire the entire family at the gym.

9. And you've helped everyone at the table bounce back from every challenge they've faced.

10. Entire rooms just gravitate toward you.

11. You're just plain ol' head and shoulders above the rest.

Such amazing power means it's time to use it responsibly. So for the perfect holiday meal, gather the family 'round the table at IHOP.