1. Relaxing would be so much more plush.
2. Society’s most ambitious endeavors would be so much more rewarding.
3. Imagine just how sweet every morning commute would be!
4. You could savor every little moment.
5. The work day would just fly right by.
6. Even bad weather would never be “bad.”
7. Romance would truly set the heart aflutter.
8. Entertainment would suddenly be riveting.
9. Being glued to your phone would be a lot more rewarding.
10. Sinking into your favorite album would be so much more comforting.
11. And dinner could finally always be breakfast.
Until that glorious day, though, National Pancake Day can help you at least quench your pancake needs with a free short stack of buttermilk pancakes.
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