2. And legs are a mystery you can’t seem to solve.
But aren’t they just, like, arms for our feet? Whoa.
4. And how did clothing get so darn complicated?
When did pockets become an unsolvable enigma wrapped in a riddle??
6. And you’ve mastered your “concentration” face.
7. You can’t remember how even the simplest technology works.
STOP MOVING, STAIRS, I’M TRYING TO GO UP.
8. Your dance moves are less “dance-y” and more “flail-y.”
10. This is the only show you want to watch.
Hello, yes, I’d like to pizza 100 large orders please.
11. You’re not too sure how “great” your “great ideas” really are.
YOU’RE A GENIUS, MAN.
12. And you suddenly aren’t as awesome a driver as you remember.
Don’t miss Up in Smoke at 8/7c and Cheech & Chong’s Animated Movie at 9:45/10:45c, this Saturday on IFC.