1. When someone invites you to a game-watch party, you think:
"Why yes, I will come eat your food, drink your drinks, and browse Twitter."
2. Then everyone is talking about players and stats and rankings and you're overwhelmed.
3. When you try to talk shop, you end up mixing terminology from various sports.
4. Asking why the game stopped is a recipe for a complicated lecture on rules...
5. ...usually followed by an addendum explaining why that rule actually doesn't apply to this hyper-specific situation.
6. You think it's just a coincidence when all tennis players wear white.
"Another one! This is really odd."
7. And baseball hand signals are a complete and total mystery.
8. It never ceases to amaze you how emotional people get.
"You came to watch the game; I came to watch you."
9. You've definitely experienced DRS: Delayed Reaction Syndrome.
10. And sometimes you just start yelling insults in the stands in order to fit in.
11. You definitely thought it was history month or something when both Vikings and 49ers were trending on Twitter.
"Oh no, wait, that's football."
12. When someone asks what team you're rooting for in the big game, you're like:
13. You believe they should legally limit the number of acronyms in sports.
14. And lastly, the greatest tragedy of your life is that the one sport that you know all there is to know about is totally imaginary.
Don't just watch sports; understand sports.
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