1. If you watch Mariah Carey’s “We Belong Together” music video backward, it’s about Wentworth Miller getting out of the car with his fiancé…
3. And it’s not even his wedding. It’s the wedding of a lonely man who’s standing wishing and waiting for a beautiful bride.
5. And she’s not entirely OK with it, but Wentworth knows it’s the right thing to do.
6. Because he’s actually a gay man and he doesn’t want to marry a woman anyways.
8. The end.