2. Nicki Minaj: A Crazy-Ass Flamingo
3. Katy Perry: A Showy Peacock
5. Beyoncé: A Fierce Falcon
7. Lady Gaga: A Parrot That Makes Its Presence Known
11. Taylor Swift: An Earnest Swan
13. Robyn: An Actual Robin
14. Kelly Clarkson: A Super-Chill Hawk
15. Drake: A Rad Duck That Totally Knows What’s Up
17. Madonna: An Overly Intense Penguin
18. Skrillex: A Woodpecker That Makes Your Parents Furrow Their Brow
19. Eminem: An Ostrich You Wouldn’t Want To Mess With
20. Kylie Minogue: A Fabulous Dove
- Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders clashed on immigration, Obama, and Kissinger (!) in Thursday's Democratic debate. We have a recap for you 🇺🇸
- NYPD Officer Peter Liang was found guilty of manslaughter in the 2014 shooting of Akai Gurley, an unarmed black man.
- And how well do you know what happened in the news this week? Take our quiz.