2. Above-Average Jumping
Abnormal jumping skills would be amazing, unless they’re only ever-so-slightly above normal.
3. Aging on Command
Kind of cool, but unless you can also un-age on command, this is not the most useful ability.
Every 30 days, when the full moon is high, you feel a tingling in your bones… the wilderness is calling… you must join your snail brethren!
At will, you can summon all the beans in a 50-foot radius. Big hit at barbecues.
7. Selective Invisibility
More specifically, the ability to be invisible, but only when no one is looking at you.
8. Guzmán Vision
Upon seeing a B- or C-list actor, you can recite his or her entire filmography.
9. Split-Second Time Stop
You can stop time for .5 seconds. Even if you try really hard to keep stopping time in back-to-back intervals, the best you’ll accomplish is a slow strobe effect.
10. Internet Empathy
Anytime someone posts a mean comment on the internet, you are physically hurt by it.