1.
I saw "Gangnam Style" on YouTube when it had 500,000 views. I was a pioneer!
2.
I saw Hanson LIVE. I shook their hands. THEIR ACTUAL HANDS.
3.
I stood vigil outside of DC's offices for three nights to protest Ben Affleck getting cast as Batman.
4.
I made a Harlem Shake tribute video. It got two thousand views. TWO THOUSAND.
5.
I remember my first flip phone. It played "Crazy Frog" whenever anyone called and couldn't have more than one alarm set. Best. Phone. Ever.
6.
You think you're counter-culture? In college, I deleted my FACEBOOK.
7.
I stayed up until 4 a.m. to watch the royal wedding, and I had no idea how the monarchy worked. Still don't.
8.
Did I read Twilight? Sure did. But it was a different time back then. We didn't know any better.
9.
I made so many jokes about Apples and Blackberries both being fruits, you have no IDEA.
10.
Did I go to a midnight showing of the final Harry Potter movie? Um, is Hermione the smartest witch of her age?
11.
I had a gag Twitter account that was at-mentioned by Melissa Joan Hart. It was huge.
12.
I got up at 2 a.m. to stake out a spot to get a single blurry photo of Nelly's soundcheck. Was it worth it? Totes.
That's right future teenagers, we were way cooler back now.
