Snoop Dogg Is Writing A Children’s Book About Smoking Weed

But, I mean, of course he is.

Snoop Dogg, er Snoop Lion, explains in his recent GQ profile, “It’s not that I would ever push weed on our kids…but if they wanted to, I would love to show them how, the right way, so that way they won’t get nothing put in their shit or overdose or trying some shit that ain’t clean.”

As reported in GQ, “He’s thinking of reading [It’s Just a Plant: A Children’s Story of Marijuana] to the 8- and 9-year-olds on the peewee football team he coaches. ‘Believe it or not,’ he says, ‘they need to know.’ (The book is about a little girl whose parents teach her about the awesomeness of weed. ‘This is a joint,’ her father tells her. ‘It’s made of marijuana.’ It’s a surprisingly long book. If you read it in Marijuana Time, it takes eight years.)”