1. You identify with this dude from Miley Cyrus’ “We Can’t Stop” video.
3. You’re grateful someone invented this system so you can get all your delicious bread in its freshest glory.
5. There’s nothing more beautiful to you than things wrapped with bread.
7. Or any variation of bread with things because BREAD FREAKIN’ RULES JUST LOOK AT THIS THING IT’S A WORK OF ART.
8. Whenever you’re feeling down, you just retreat and take comfort in your bread.
9. You have no idea why anyone would include this in their foreplay because this is just plain disrespectful.
Unless they’re going to eat the bread afterward, which, while a little gross, would be acceptable.
10. Similarly, bread pranks are also downright rude.
Somebody better get some butter and eat all that toasted deliciousness!