23 Signs You’re Addicted To Bread

Someone once told you they’re allergic to gluten and you found yourself in a puddle of tears thinking of all the joys they are missing.

1. You identify with this dude from Miley Cyrus’ “We Can’t Stop” video.

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2. This is overwhelming to you because it’s all so freakin’ beautiful.

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3. You’re grateful someone invented this system so you can get all your delicious bread in its freshest glory.

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4. Literally all good things are made of bread.

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5. There’s nothing more beautiful to you than things wrapped with bread.

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6. Or things made out of bread.

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7. Or any variation of bread with things because BREAD FREAKIN’ RULES JUST LOOK AT THIS THING IT’S A WORK OF ART.

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8. Whenever you’re feeling down, you just retreat and take comfort in your bread.

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9. You have no idea why anyone would include this in their foreplay because this is just plain disrespectful.

Unless they’re going to eat the bread afterward, which, while a little gross, would be acceptable.

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10. Similarly, bread pranks are also downright rude.

Somebody better get some butter and eat all that toasted deliciousness!

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11. Seriously, who are these people?!? BAN THESE PEOPLE.

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12. You also worry about the people who have no bread variety in their life.

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There are so many different types of bread to be had!

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13. You know there is no such as going too far with bread-related products.

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15. Such.

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16. Thing.

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17. We should all be celebrating bread bowls every chance we get. What a genius invention!

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18. You’ve gone to great lengths to get your fix.

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19. …and people are starting to get worried.

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20. But they just don’t understand you.

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21. Besides, you’re not alone. Esteemed luminaries from around the world have shared your passion for bread.

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22. Esteemed luminaries far and wide.

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23. Just looking at this makes you feel like you’re high. Admit it, you’re addicted!

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