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23 Signs You’re Addicted To Bread

Someone once told you they’re allergic to gluten and you found yourself in a puddle of tears thinking of all the joys they are missing.

1. You identify with this dude from Miley Cyrus’ “We Can’t Stop” video.

2. This is overwhelming to you because it’s all so freakin’ beautiful.

3. You’re grateful someone invented this system so you can get all your delicious bread in its freshest glory.

4. Literally all good things are made of bread.

5. There’s nothing more beautiful to you than things wrapped with bread.

6. Or things made out of bread.

7. Or any variation of bread with things because BREAD FREAKIN’ RULES JUST LOOK AT THIS THING IT’S A WORK OF ART.

8. Whenever you’re feeling down, you just retreat and take comfort in your bread.

9. You have no idea why anyone would include this in their foreplay because this is just plain disrespectful.

Unless they’re going to eat the bread afterward, which, while a little gross, would be acceptable.

10. Similarly, bread pranks are also downright rude.

Somebody better get some butter and eat all that toasted deliciousness!

11. Seriously, who are these people?!? BAN THESE PEOPLE.

12. You also worry about the people who have no bread variety in their life.

There are so many different types of bread to be had!

13. You know there is no such as going too far with bread-related products.

17. We should all be celebrating bread bowls every chance we get. What a genius invention!

18. You’ve gone to great lengths to get your fix.

19. …and people are starting to get worried.

20. But they just don’t understand you.

21. Besides, you’re not alone. Esteemed luminaries from around the world have shared your passion for bread.

22. Esteemed luminaries far and wide.

23. Just looking at this makes you feel like you’re high. Admit it, you’re addicted!

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