7. And don’t be afraid to show your silly, unique self.
Besides, why do we even clap when we could just be twerking it out instead?
8. Whip out your invisible dick to intimidate your enemies.
9. Also important, call out everyone else’s dick game. Preferably in large, public gatherings.
11. Don’t ever let anyone else try to define you.
12. Remind everyone (and yourself!) that you’re only human.
13. BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY: perfect the subtle and precise art of saying something without ever saying anything.
“An eye twitch says a thousand words.” - Ancient Proverb