12 Things You Might Ask Yourself About Australia Fashion Week

Australia's Fashion Week is going on right now — and the pictures have me asking a lot of questions, including: is that Lindsay Lohan dressed as a nun?

1. How does this model manage to walk?

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2. Is this Lindsay Lohan dressed as a nun?

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3. Who thought up the idea of melting toy soldiers and putting them on a woman's head?

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4. Who makes toy soldiers in purple?

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5. Are these accessories some form of Medieval torture?

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6. Is this "hat" porcelain or plastic?

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7. How much does this headgear weigh?

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8. Is this hat a lampshade composite?

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9. Where this chick's pants at?

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10. Why?

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11. What forest did this stuff come from?

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12. How could these models see?

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13. What is this guy looking at?

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14. What does this little pup think of it all?

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