We had to dress up as nurses one year. My mother was mortified. Also, my grandma makes calendars every year for Christmas. There are countless pages filled with me half naked, but its cool because I’m wearing tap shoes.

She isn’t getting arrested for being gay, she’s getting arrested for the girl being 14.

I cannot watch any Oliver Stone movie to this day because of how horribly he portrayed Jim in The Doors. And Ray. And Robbie. And John. And I loathe Meg Ryan, the same goes for Val Kilmer.

Please don’t disrespect sharks.
Sharks are cool.
I like sharks.

I don’t know what I expected.

THIS WINS THE INTERNET

My mom has done exactly 1/2 of these things.

Guess what I’ve been watching since 2:37.