1. This is what airline security used to look like.
And this is what it looks like now.
2. You used to be able to smoke on airplanes, which was glamorous…
Except actually it wasn’t.
3. In the old days, flight attendants were trained to be sexy sky hosts / hostesses.
Now it’s more about being a sexy sky ninja.
4. On the other hand, this used to be your in-flight entertainment.
Whereas now you have nearly unlimited options.
Really, unlimited options!
5. And remember how airplane food used to be so horrible, it was all standup comics could talk about?
Here’s the thing: These days it’s actually pretty good.
(Although you generally have to pay for it, which is lame.)