Is there anything better than a piping hot slice of pie, dipped in a cup of cool, creamy ranch? No, seriously, we’re asking you because if there is, it could probably bring about world peace.
2. Potato Chips
Goes best with greasy N64 controllers and crumb-filled sleeping bags.
3. Buffalo Wings
It’s like an epic war of “hot” and “cold” being waged across your tastebuds — and you always win.
4. Anything Made Of, Filled With, Or Covered In Cheese
For instance: these mozzarella sticks.
If a stuffed-to-capacity burrito dunked in zesty ranch doesn’t scream “I’m cultured,” then we don’t know what does.
6. Chicken Tenders
Also: chicken nuggets, chicken breasts, chicken salad, chicken strips, chicken beaks, chicken feet, live sacrificial chickens, etc., etc.
Either the crispy bar-counter kind or the oversized “I cant believe the ball park is charging nine dollars for these” kind.
8. Onion Rings
This is the closest we’re getting to putting a vegetable on this list.
Best eaten on the curbside at three AM after making some awesome decisions.
10. French Fries
Also: every other fried food in existence.