10 Foods Made Better With Ranch Dressing

We’ll start with “everything” and narrow it down from there.

1. Pizza

Is there anything better than a piping hot slice of pie, dipped in a cup of cool, creamy ranch? No, seriously, we’re asking you because if there is, it could probably bring about world peace.

2. Potato Chips

Goes best with greasy N64 controllers and crumb-filled sleeping bags.

3. Buffalo Wings

It’s like an epic war of “hot” and “cold” being waged across your tastebuds — and you always win.

4. Anything Made Of, Filled With, Or Covered In Cheese

For instance: these mozzarella sticks.

5. Burritos

If a stuffed-to-capacity burrito dunked in zesty ranch doesn’t scream “I’m cultured,” then we don’t know what does.

6. Chicken Tenders

Also: chicken nuggets, chicken breasts, chicken salad, chicken strips, chicken beaks, chicken feet, live sacrificial chickens, etc., etc.

7. Pretzels

Either the crispy bar-counter kind or the oversized “I cant believe the ball park is charging nine dollars for these” kind.

8. Onion Rings

This is the closest we’re getting to putting a vegetable on this list.

9. Tacos

Best eaten on the curbside at three AM after making some awesome decisions.

10. French Fries

Also: every other fried food in existence.