1. A toaster you have faith in.
But, you know, not a possessed one.
2. A fully operational oven.
How else are you going to get freshly baked anything? Delivery? Doubt it.
3. An iron.
4. A hair dryer.
Yup, even for guys. It's for fancy events like weddings, houseguests, and mosh pits.
5. A deep fryer.
Two words: homemade churros.
Two more words: fries, doughnuts.
Final two words: mozzarella sticks.
6. A life-size refrigerator.
Doesn't matter if the only thing in it is pizza, adult life requires an adult refrigerator capable of containing more than beer and tiny vodka bottles.
7. A microwave.
8. A high-speed blender.
9. A standing mixer.
Unless you want to do this for the rest of your life.
10. A slow cooker.
11. A food processor.
Pesto, bread crumbs, fruit bars, homemade peanut butter, powdered sugar.
12. A coffee machine or a percolator.
Sure, sure, French presses are cool and all, but when's the last time you set a French press to brew you a coffee before you wake up the next day? Never, that's when.