Why Bacon Is The Most Important Food That Has Ever Existed

Bacon isn’t the Chuck Norris of food: Chuck Norris is the bacon of people.

1. This is bacon. Beautiful, smoky, salty bacon.

2. And these are the facts about bacon. The real facts. The SIZZLING TRUTH.

3. Move over, pansy. You’re cool, but you’re no bacon.

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