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13 Reasons Why Jalapeño Is The New Bacon

Move over, piggy. There's a new kid in town. And for an extra kick, Lil' Kicker has plenty.

1. Bacon had its moment.

2. Now, it's all about this spicy little fella.

3. Jalapeños make everything more delicious.

4. Like fried chicken.

5. And burgers.

6. And cocktails.

7. Dare we say jalapeño makes bacon taste better?

8. Because really, what good is salty fat without a little spice?

9. The jalapeño is the unsung hero.

10. Making the stuffed peppers pop.

11. Making the guacamole a fiesta in your mouth.

12. Making these hush puppies wag their tail.

13. Making the white chocolate....hold up....even the jalapeño has its limits.

In conclusion, bacon is OVER.

LONG LIVE THE JALAPEÑO!