1. Have you ever seen someone so chipper for couches?
“I’m not moving for anyone.”
2. Look at how she sparkles in the sunshine!
“Oh boy, does this feel like a warm hug from up above.”
3. This is beauty that takes breath away.
“When I grow up, I want to win Westminster.”
4. This guy, however, is taken away by a carpet.
“Who wants to rub my belly?”
5. This one knows the path to bliss is in a blanket.
“Just call me E.T.”
6. This girl found a pillow that’s just right.
“Someone’s delivering me breakfast in bed, correct?”
7. This girl is trying to prove to you that she doesn’t need to floss.
“I didn’t eat the rug today, aren’t you so proud of me?
8. And he wants to know what you’re looking at, and if there’s going to be a problem.
“This is just my appetizer. See those flops behind me? They’re for dessert.”
9. This is her first snow day, and she’s not questioning it!
“Can’t find my ball, but I’m not even mad.”
10. This chica is pink for petunias.
“Do you think I’m pretty?”
11. And you-know-who is fascinated by fresh air.
“I just pooped.”
12. This girl heard you say picnic, even though you said it very quietly.
“Pretending to be human is one of the many skills I have on my resume.”
13. This guy wants to go in the lake, but only if the lifeguard is on duty because he’s not one to break the rules.
“Watch me jump! I’m gonna jump! Are you ready to watch me jump?”
14. Look at her — she’s getting ready to serenade the sink.
“I’m a princess diva pup, and you will do what I say.”
15. This boy is delighted in his dreamland, but probably not really into what you’re doing with his tongue.
“I’m flying, Jack! I’m flying!”
16. She’s got a mouthfull of sand, but she’s not one to complain.
“Do I have anything in my teeth?”
17. And last but not least, yes, this lad is on the bed, and no, you’re not imagining it.
“Can I interest you in a smile?”