15 School Excuses You'll Never Be Able To Use Again

...facebook begs to differ.

...and then your BFF tags the two of you on a beach.

...now you're going to pay for your fair share of this meal whether you want to or not.

...the internet never forgets.

...solved. But you can probably still feel the weight of a thousand pages.

...but were you near a person?

Most phones have maps. But it's okay! Just own up to the fact that you were distracted by classic corgi videos. It happens to everyone.

...sometimes you just can't be your true, nerdy self without someone finding out.

Granted, we can no longer spell without a computer. C'est la vie.

Nope. No longer possible. The internet helps us remember all the things.

Also something that's now basically impossible.

...but we would have accepted "setting for PM instead of AM."

...if no one will, then just get everyone.

If you can make a device that opens doors for delivery people, you won't starve.

"Forgetting" to attach your updated version of the paper is so not an issue anymore. Office and SkyDrive let you work on 1 version of your document with your whole group, simultaneously online. A group project needs to get done sooner or later, so maybe it's a good thing we can't make this excuse anymore. College students: Get 3 months of Office 365 free and an extra 20GB of SkyDrive storage.