1. Lockable Cookie Jar
Genius, but also kind of torture. PLEASE, JUST ONE MORE COOKIE. PLEASE, SAFE.
2. Multi-Position Pillow
You still may not know where to put your arm while spooning, but at least your pillow is willing to cooperate.
3. Luggage Tracker
Everyone around baggage claim will think you’re so cool.
6. Ping Pong Launcher
Practice on your own so you can beat the hell out of your table tennis rivals.
7. Portable Paw Washer
Anyone with a dog and a carpet knows how genius this invention is.
8. Sandless Beach Blanket
Nothing like a day at a beach, but that sticky mix of suntan lotion and sand? Gross.
Sand-less beach mat’s got your back.
9. Goggle Umbrella
Now you can cover your whole head without bumping into everyone. Yay!
10. Treadmill Desk
Exercise your brain AND body at the same time? DEAL.