1. Dogs will eat anything.
2. And everything.
3. Literally anything and everything.
4. And they eat a lot.
5. Their toys aren't always the cleanest.
6. Especially their favorite toy.
7. Tongues are sort of like stink sponges.
8. And slobber is excessive.
9. Dog mouths are always wet.
10. Dog breath doesn't get any better in the winter.
11. And we all know what they secretly love to eat.
12. If there is mud, your dog's mouth will find it.
13. No matter where it is.
But we wouldn't have it any other way.
Well... maybe we would.
