1. This winning advice for life:
Just saw scrambled egg instructions. "Your eggs should be soft & fluffy" no they shouldn't - if they are, it means they've hatched.
2. Ross's mum:
3. The girl who won at life goals:
4. You have to say this one out loud to get it:
Who you gonna call?
5. This truism:
The sexiest fantasy in 50 Shades Of Grey is the bit where she gets a job in journalism without having to do years of unpaid work experience.
6. The perfect solution to awkward family questions:
How do you get in touch with the models in the pictures that come with the frame? I have an out of control, elaborate lie I need help with.
7. This winning clarification:
"I'm not really a big dog person." - lying werewolf
8. Just winning at Mother's Day updates:
9. This room service win:
10. How LinkedIn makes everyone feel on this inside:
11. The easiest way to feel like a supervillain:
I like that while you select apps to delete on your iphone, they're programmed to shake with fear. Makes me feel alive.
12. This wordplay:
New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him :( He's ginger & named Tom. Friendly. Comes when called. 28yrs-old & works in IT.
13. How to win at buying your sister a birthday present:
14. An update that anyone who came of age in the '90s will get:
15. The only way to respond to people who mistake social media for a search engine:
16. Winning at giving parenting tips on social:
17. Winning at picture tweets:
You've seen nothing until you've seen a picture of a pigeon having a job interview to become a pigeon:
18. When you upload photos of your seemingly empty flat, but Facebook asks you to tag people:
19. Another example of winning at parenting:
20. A cat tweet all owners can get behind:
Sometimes I wonder if I spoil the cat, seeing him with his iPad, in his yurt.
21. Winning at being bored on social:
22. The person who pointed out this undeniable fact of life:
How to cook the perfect amount of pasta: 1. Pour out how much you think you need 2. Wrong
23. When your cat stages a social media intervention:
24. A thing that all good dog owners will always wonder:
Wonder if my dog thinks I'm taking myself for a walk when I put my belt on.
25. This very modern social peril:
26. The lady who pointed this out:
This undercover dude had one job.
27. This total parenting truism:
Experience the feeling of getting kids ready for school by shouting words like TEETH and SHOES into an abyss whilst crying into a cup of tea
28. This disaster waiting to happen, tweeted as an early warning:
One day we'll wonder how we didn't see this coming. Courtesy of my brother @markgbyrne.
29. This fair point about the next generation:
30. This life event:
Share your break with KITKAT® using the hashtag #MyBreak.
