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The 27 Best Animal Tweets From 2015

Hold onto your tails.

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is it true that you've been a very good boy

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[DOG MAGICIAN] think of a color, any color...is it...gray? [OTHER DOG] oh my GOD

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holy shit I just saw the literal fattest dog

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[sees fly] Hmm... I think I'll name this creature "Fly." [sees bird] GODDAMMIT

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Do storks carry anything else or are they just like obsessed with babies

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When you accidentally step on your pet’s foot.

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my favorite animals at the zoo are just the random birds walking around like they belong. Go home pigeon, this is fancy bird town

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My mum was too embarrassed to tell the vet our tortoise was called voldetort so she just said his name was Susan

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How dare you call me mentally unstable, on this, the day of my cat's quinceanera.

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birds can make their homes in tall treetops and soar at great heights and pigeons are like no thank you i will commute by foot to home depot

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i enjoying mysekf by the lake, but then i remembered instances of regret in my life, and pain i have caused others

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Girl on this train has been makin eyes at me the whole ride

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(Brontosaurus enters salad bar) Manager: oh hell no!!!!!!!

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THINK HOW POWERFUL YOU MUST FEEL AS A HIPPO BATTLING ANOTHER HIPPO!

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I have sloth-like reflexes "Don't you mean catlike reflexes?" [several hours later] No

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How to turn a bad situation into a good one: By Marceline

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BUNNIES: I love hopping! SNAKE WITH BUNNY EARS ON A POGO STICK: Haha yes, but shouldn't we get home and check on our delicious babies?

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I really love this accompanying photo

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THE CORGI PUPPY ACROSS THE STREET RLY WANTED TO SAY HI

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when ur caught dancing and feel insecure

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panoramic picture. cat decided to walk through

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Please. My wife. She's very sick.