The director of Santa’s Slay, David Steiman, after years of toiling as Assistant to Brett Ratner (Family Man, Red Dragon, Cast Away) managed to get Ratner to produce his pet project. He also managed to call in a bunch of favors, so the movie has one of the greatest opening scenes of all time starring (James Caan, Fran Drescher, Chris Kattan, and Rebecca Gayheart). If you’ve ever wanted to see Fran Drescher horribly murdered by Santa Claus, now’s your chance. I recommend it with beer.














