1. It’s a historical fact that the world’s most powerful (and sexiest) men have all sported moustaches.
2. Moustaches are the bow ties of the face! A sure sign of success.
(Extra points if you’re also wearing an actual bow tie.)
3. They’re what separate the men from the boys.
Seriously… take the moustache away from the sexy man on the right, and he might as well be wearing a diaper.
4. What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man.
5. It’s simple math.
The equation above proves that “Moustache = Sexy” through the transitive property.
6. Most importantly, ladies LOVE moustaches.
7. Because a moustache says: It’s possible that I own a motorcycle.
8. Or: I speak a foreign language you’ve probably never heard of.
9. Or: I can bathe with a cowboy hat and mangos in sepia tones and still pass as sexy. ;)
10. But the absolute sexiest thing about a moustache is that you can make it your own!
Scruffy? Twisty? Ethereal? Luxuriant? The choice is yours!
11. When this guy saw how a simple moustache paired with a goatee took him from good-looking guy to Casanova, he audibly gasped!
12. This man is so overcome by the potential of his sexiness that it scares him a little.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? TELL US! TELL US! WE’RE DYING TO KNOW!
13. Don’t worry, there’s nothing to fear. Just think of a moustache as a pair of pants for your nose.
It’s a good thing every great moustache grows back!