1. It shows plants how to grow.
2. But it can’t overpower the ‘stache.
3. It gives us a sense of balance.
4. ...which allows you to shred!
5. It keeps the atmosphere on the planet
6. WHICH MEANS WINGSUITS.
7. It gives us the tides.
8. So you can bodysurf!
9. It keeps toasters from becoming deadly bread-guns.
10. It keeps everything orbiting.
11. It made Saturn’s rings.
12. It makes pogo-sticks possible.
13. It made the stars first burst into light
14. It changes the passage of time.
15. It made...the universe.
16. But most importantly, it makes sleeping so comfy.
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