1. When something crazy happens in the middle of the book...
2. The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar...
3. When I was a kid, my English teacher looked my way and said, “Name two pronouns.”
4. What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
5. A verb and a noun were dating, but they broke up.
6. What five-letter word actually becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
7. What is the most intense part of speech?
8. It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs...
9. A woman went into labor and began to say “Couldn’t! Wouldn’t! Shouldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
10. Use the word “hyphenated” in a sentence.
11. What kind of word should you invite to a tea party?
12. If “can’t” is the contraction for “cannot,” what is “don’t” short for?
13. What do you call a mountain that's almost the tallest in the world?
14. I'm a great writer...
15. And a knock-knock joke to end all knock-knock jokes.
And remember: Be careful when you're approaching The End!
